It’s time for your inside voice

Back in about 1999, The Doktah and I went to see Election starring Matthew Broderick. Inspector Gadget, a high-budget flop starring the same Matthew Broderick, was due to come out in a few months.

So the lights had dimmed, and a hush fell over the crowd. As the first preview began, The Doktah suddenly screamed out, “NEXT TIME, GADGET!”

Unfortunately, the preview was not, in fact, for Inspector Gadget. As The Doktah and I slunk down in our seats I leaned over to her and whispered, “That’s really more of an outside voice, Doktah.”