April 22nd

Today I called the phone company to switch our service to the new house. Afterwards, I had to go to the automated verification system to promise that, really, I swear, I want you to set up the new phone the way I said. The following is a direct quote from the automated system:

"You now need to verify the month and day you were born by saying the month and day you were born. For example, if you were born on April twenty-second, say 'April twenty-second.'"