Well, when we bought official World Series caps last year they were too small

Last weekend, Father-in-law and Mother-in-law were in Maine at the outlet mall, and Father-in-law called The Husband to ask him a question. “What’s Mo’s hat size?” he said.

“What?” said The Husband. “I don’t know!”

“What do you mean you don’t know!” cried Father-in-law. “How can you not know her hat size! You're married to her!”