- Try to poop only when the diaper is not on. The best case scenario is pooping when there is no protective diaper under or over the bottom, but Mom and Dad quickly get too smart for that particular gambit.
- It helps to poop loudly while diapered and pretend to be done, but save the bulk of it for the time between diapers.
- Put some force behind that poop. Aim for the wall. It may seem far, but trust me, you can hit it!
- If you miss your chance at the naked poop, make sure you poop in the new diaper before it has been on longer than 30 seconds.
- Just for fun, see if you can dip both feet.
- Remember, boys, poop is not the only thing that you can aim at the wall!
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Jack’s rules for diapers
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3 comments:
It has been a very long day, but this made up for it.
I have not been pooed on yet. *knocks on wood*
I have been peed on at least six times a week. That little bugger is sneaky! Tonight we had just laid him down in the sink for his bath and what do you know. PEE EVERYWHERE.
Dave refused to refill the sink with new water. Isn't that gross? He absolutely would not give in. Tonight Asher was forced to bathe in his own pee. I am a horrible mother.
Oh, what a creative baby!!
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