I know this isn't a terribly original idea for a topic

My dinner conversations of late:

"Ah-sat?"

"A clock."

"Ah-sat?"

"A clock."

"Ah-sat?"

"A clock."

"Ah-sat?"

"A clock."

"Ah-sat?"

"A clock."

"Ah-sat?"

"A clock."

"Ah-sat?"

"A clock."

"Ah-sat?"

"A clock."

"Ah-sat?"

"The china closet."

"Ah-sat?"

"A clock."